You're out of the woods, You're out of the dark, You're out of the night.
Step into the sun, Step into the light.
Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place
On the Face of the Earth or the sky.
Hold onto your breath, Hold onto your heart, Hold onto your hope.
March up to the gate and bid it open

Suspended in Gaffa

She gotta dance, she gotta dance
And she can't stop 'till them shoes come off
These shoes do, a kind of voodoo
They're gonna make her dance 'till her legs fall off

If I could be in the middle of that sandwich I'd be the happiest man (and by man I mean woman) alive!

Queen Bitch

She's so swishy in her satin and tat
In her frock coat
and bippety-boppety hat
Oh God, I could do better than that













A Very Early Morrissey Fan

Queerliness is next to Godliness

The gays, girls, and inbetweeners!

Roofie


Gypsy Rose Depp


what Crawfy...??


A man in a skirt's worth two in trousers!


Pammy-watha


Why is she not always a brunette??


KITTY!


The ultimate collaboration ... the greatest 'Fag-enablers' of ALL TIME!

Rules for Sunday

Fags are essential





Stay in bed all day if you can (or if you're with her)



Make shakespeare your playwright of choice



You don't even have to brush your hair



Unless you want to



God doesn't like bitches (all the more reason to exploit it on a sunday)



and don't forget...

... sunday is just another day to drag up




my deviantart has new photos up!!

esther-cant-draw

Catherine Deneuve and Fanny Ardant are fit











A quoi sert de vivre libre









Toi Jamais



Fabulous

Tonight is a night for the kings and queens of british comedy.

Sara Stockbridge, of Comic Strip fame ... infamous for being Vivienne Westwood's loudmouthed muse





Now these chaps need no introduction....




Dawnie French



James Corden, actor, writer, and comedian.


In inimitable Mr Fry


French and Saunders


A very early incarnation of The Boosh.

Quelle bon heure ... l'heure de Jean Paul Belmondo et Anna Karina
















C'est drôle c'que t'es drôle à r'garder
T'es là, t'attends, tu fais la tête
Et moi j'ai envie d'rigoler
C'est l'alcool qui monte en ma tête
Tout l'alcool que j'ai pris ce soir
Afin d'y puiser le courage
De t'avouer que j'en ai marre
De toi et de tes commérages
De ton corps qui me laisse sage
Et qui m'enlève tout espoir


I've just remembered that Liza covered this in Liza with a 'Z' ... 3:23 onwards

I am in a very bad mood today ... my day did not go better than yesterday ... in fact it was a little bit worse ... but I'm not here to talk about the stupid sad stuff!

One rather amazing thing DID happen today, at work there's this french guy called, of all things, Fred (ohso French) he comes in once in a while to work in the AV Studio ... any who ... we were having a discussion about film etc. and I discovered that his father worked on the set of Les Demoiselles Des Rochefort and his Godfather is ... no less than ... ... Michel Legrand (the amazing composer of Les Demoiselles, Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, Une Femme Est Une Femme, Peau d'âne etc.) ... I was in absolute AWE ... Les Demoiselles is one of my favourite films of all time! ... and don't even talk to me about Catherine Deneuve ... Oh my! So I was greatly impressed obviously and ever since then I have had ...

"Toutes deux demoiselles
Ayant eu des amants très tôt
Mi fa sol la mi ré,
ré mi fa sol
sol sol ré do"

So this post is dedicated to everything Michel Legrand!

"Les Filles!"










The fabulous Anna Karina









Enough said I think

apart from the fact that Sophie Dahl was on Jonathan Ross ... she was so fit in the 90s