MORE STARS THAN THERE ARE IN THE HEAVENS

I was born in a trunk in the princess theatre in Pocatello Idaho

2010-03-13T16:56:00.000-08:00

Judy makes the day worth living

Part one

Part two

It was my birthday yesterday

2010-03-13T06:59:00.000-08:00

I am now 22.

I feel about 82.

damn.

Deco

2010-02-27T08:09:00.000-08:00

The Boy

2010-02-20T06:09:00.000-08:00

Strength, power, love, peace and respect.

Nothing like a bit of juvenile humour to warm the cockles

2010-02-15T17:42:00.001-08:00

Literally been laughing for about 10 minutes..............

Second Hand Rose

2010-02-14T06:38:00.000-08:00

Second hand barbra

legendary profile

The Spaceball Ricochet

2010-02-10T16:45:00.000-08:00

The result of the union of these 2 glorious people ... is the equally glorious .... and gorgeous

Rolan Bolan

Now that is what I call lucky genes!

2010-02-10T16:21:00.000-08:00

Screen capsssss.

2010-02-05T02:24:00.000-08:00

Suspended in Gaffa - Hounds Of Love

2010-02-03T05:55:00.000-08:00

'It's in the trees!
It's coming!'

When I was a child:
Running in the night,
Afraid of what might be

Hiding in the dark,
Hiding in the street,
And of what was following me...

Now hounds of love are hunting.
I've always been a coward,
And I don't know what's good for me.

Here I go!
It's coming for me through the trees.
Help me, someone!
Help me, please!

Take my shoes off,
And throw them in the lake,
And I'll be
Two steps on the water.

I found a fox
Caught by dogs.
He let me take him in my hands.

His little heart,
It beats so fast,
And I'm ashamed of running away

From nothing real--
I just can't deal with this,
But I'm still afraid to be there,

Among your hounds of love,
And feel your arms surround me.
I've always been a coward,
And never know what's good for me.

Oh, here I go!
Don't let me go!
Hold me down!

It's coming for me through the trees.

Help me, darling,
Help me, please!

Take my shoes off
And throw them in the lake,
And I'll be
Two steps on the water.

I don't know what's good for me.
I don't know what's good for me.
I need your love love love love love, yeah!
Your love!

Take your shoes off
And throw them in the lake!

Do you know what I really need?
Do you know what I really need?
I need love love love love love, yeah!

How dashing.

2010-01-30T18:53:00.000-08:00

Oh Ewan!

Oh my, Mr Fry!

Same person. No difference at all... just a different sex

Why Dita, what a large cigar you have.

Monsieur Cahun

See those shoulders broad and glorious....

See that Smile, that smiles notorious

You can bet your life the man's in the Navy.

and inbetween is nicotine and not much heart to fight

2010-01-30T08:57:00.000-08:00

a slightly poncy musical interlude....

2010-01-30T08:18:00.000-08:00

A MENTAL MIND FUCK CAN BE NICE

2010-01-28T10:03:00.000-08:00

There are those who say that life is an illusion.

do you have a phone we might use?

Your apple pie don't taste too nice.

It's not easy having a good time... even smiling makes my face ache...

Tonight, my unconventional conventionists...

Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.

I'm your new commander; you now are my prisoner; we return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.

Lost in time, and lost in space, and meaning.

Utterly Divine.

Utterly Inspiring.

Utterly Beautiful.

Keeping It In The Family

2010-01-27T19:26:00.000-08:00

Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli

Fred and Adele Astaire

Catherine Deneuve and Françoise Dorléac

Martha and Rufus Wainwright

and Kate McGarrigle

Great Film Poster Art.

2010-01-25T07:41:00.000-08:00

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2010-01-14T06:21:00.000-08:00

TITS

All Hail the breast.

Leap Leap Leap

2010-01-12T16:14:00.000-08:00

No More Heroes Anymore

2009-11-23T07:32:00.000-08:00

Metal is tough, metal is clean

So why did you have to be so nasty

Are you taking over or are you taking orders?

I wanna be instamatic

And all the peacemaker turn war officer

be limblessly in love

Technicolour madness

2009-11-05T05:34:00.000-08:00

Queerliness is next to Godliness

2009-11-01T07:02:00.000-08:00

THE ARTS

Vita Sackville-West

Claude Cahun

Salvador Dali

Stephen Tennant

The Bright Young Things

You're the one for me, Fatty

2009-10-20T17:05:00.000-07:00

Fat is back and it is HOTTER than ever

Rules of Existence

2009-10-06T16:51:00.000-07:00

Never tap the fag ash...

Nakedity is essential

If you're going to be taught to dance, make sure it's by Fred Astaire

If you've got great knees you might as well flaunt them!

Why bother with a colour scheme.You're Vivienne Westwood!

I wouldn't do that if I were you Roman...

I hope you're all well and enjoying m'post!

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2009-09-30T06:16:00.000-07:00

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YAY!

Dame Judy Garland

2009-09-08T11:06:00.000-07:00

Queerliness Is Next To Godliness

2009-09-03T17:16:00.000-07:00

Joan Crawford, The Queen of Queens

A mental mind-fuck can be nice

As displayed

Ian McKellen ... who'd of thunk it!

Fairy is as fairy does

The Fabulous Rufus

Suddenly Siouxsie

LETS HAVE A BALL!

The Many faces of David Robert Hayward-Jones

2009-08-31T18:06:00.000-07:00

Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

The clothes make the man.

It is the love of the exaggerated

Legend is as legend does

2009-08-22T16:11:00.000-07:00

Friends Of The Orient

2009-08-21T08:11:00.000-07:00

Rules of existence

2009-07-29T17:17:00.000-07:00

Experiment with a bit of Japanese bondage - even if you only have an elastic band to do it with

Try to mock the establishment

Always carry a gun (and an owl)

Siouxsie is always good

A little bit of rufus goes a long way

Queerliness is next to Godliness

2009-07-12T15:12:00.000-07:00

The fabulous Miss Cho

The genius that is Lindsay Kemp

Oh Jackie! Oh Jackie! Oh!

Dame Lana Pellay

Introducing Claude Cahun

Catherine Deneuve has The Hunger do you?

and inbetween it's nicotine and not much heart to fight

2009-07-11T18:31:00.000-07:00

Nana Mouskouri sings Black Coffee

Please

2009-07-02T15:36:00.001-07:00

I SHAVE TWICE A DAY LOLITA!

2009-06-27T16:25:00.000-07:00

The Inimitable James Mason

Suspended in Gaffa

2009-06-23T08:19:00.000-07:00

Queerliness is next to Godliness

2009-06-07T06:52:00.000-07:00

The Cockettes

Picture Q and A

2009-06-01T06:20:00.000-07:00

What is your current obsession?

What do you see outside your window?

What is your favorite color?

Who was the last person you hugged?

Which animal would you be?

What’s for dinner?

What’s the last thing you bought?

What are you listening to right now?

What are your current favorite films?

What’s on your beside table?

If you could have a house totally paid for, and fully furnished, anywhere in the world, where would it be?

What would you like to have in your hands right now?

What is your favorite children's book?

If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?

What did you want to become as a child?

What posters/pictures do you have on your bedroom wall?

What is your favourite passtime?

Who is your current icon?

2009-06-01T05:23:00.000-07:00

Soon it will be the phase of the moon
When people tune in.
Every girl knows about the punctual blues,
But who's to know the power behind our moves?

2009-05-31T16:40:00.001-07:00

You're out of the woods, You're out of the dark, You're out of the night.
Step into the sun, Step into the light.
Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place
On the Face of the Earth or the sky.
Hold onto your breath, Hold onto your heart, Hold onto your hope.
March up to the gate and bid it open

Suspended in Gaffa

2009-05-30T17:38:00.000-07:00

She gotta dance, she gotta dance
And she can't stop 'till them shoes come off
These shoes do, a kind of voodoo
They're gonna make her dance 'till her legs fall off

If I could be in the middle of that sandwich I'd be the happiest man (and by man I mean woman) alive!

Queen Bitch

2009-05-25T08:56:00.000-07:00

She's so swishy in her satin and tat
In her frock coat
and bippety-boppety hat
Oh God, I could do better than that

A Very Early Morrissey Fan

Queerliness is next to Godliness

2009-05-21T09:53:00.000-07:00

The gays, girls, and inbetweeners!

Roofie

Gypsy Rose Depp

what Crawfy...??

A man in a skirt's worth two in trousers!

Pammy-watha

Why is she not always a brunette??

KITTY!

The ultimate collaboration ... the greatest 'Fag-enablers' of ALL TIME!

Rules for Sunday

2009-05-10T16:37:00.000-07:00

Fags are essential

Stay in bed all day if you can (or if you're with her)

Make shakespeare your playwright of choice

You don't even have to brush your hair

Unless you want to

God doesn't like bitches (all the more reason to exploit it on a sunday)

and don't forget...

... sunday is just another day to drag up

my deviantart has new photos up!!

esther-cant-draw

2009-05-07T09:09:00.000-07:00

Catherine Deneuve and Fanny Ardant are fit

A quoi sert de vivre libre

Toi Jamais

Fabulous

2009-05-03T16:06:00.000-07:00

Tonight is a night for the kings and queens of british comedy.

Sara Stockbridge, of Comic Strip fame ... infamous for being Vivienne Westwood's loudmouthed muse

Now these chaps need no introduction....

Dawnie French

James Corden, actor, writer, and comedian.

In inimitable Mr Fry

French and Saunders

A very early incarnation of The Boosh.

2009-05-02T16:19:00.000-07:00

Quelle bon heure ... l'heure de Jean Paul Belmondo et Anna Karina

C'est drôle c'que t'es drôle à r'garder
T'es là, t'attends, tu fais la tête
Et moi j'ai envie d'rigoler
C'est l'alcool qui monte en ma tête
Tout l'alcool que j'ai pris ce soir
Afin d'y puiser le courage
De t'avouer que j'en ai marre
De toi et de tes commérages
De ton corps qui me laisse sage
Et qui m'enlève tout espoir

I've just remembered that Liza covered this in Liza with a 'Z' ... 3:23 onwards

2009-05-01T17:46:00.000-07:00

I am in a very bad mood today ... my day did not go better than yesterday ... in fact it was a little bit worse ... but I'm not here to talk about the stupid sad stuff!

One rather amazing thing DID happen today, at work there's this french guy called, of all things, Fred (ohso French) he comes in once in a while to work in the AV Studio ... any who ... we were having a discussion about film etc. and I discovered that his father worked on the set of Les Demoiselles Des Rochefort and his Godfather is ... no less than ... ... Michel Legrand (the amazing composer of Les Demoiselles, Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, Une Femme Est Une Femme, Peau d'âne etc.) ... I was in absolute AWE ... Les Demoiselles is one of my favourite films of all time! ... and don't even talk to me about Catherine Deneuve ... Oh my! So I was greatly impressed obviously and ever since then I have had ...

"Toutes deux demoiselles
Ayant eu des amants très tôt
Mi fa sol la mi ré,
ré mi fa sol
sol sol ré do"

So this post is dedicated to everything Michel Legrand!

"Les Filles!"

The fabulous Anna Karina

Enough said I think

apart from the fact that Sophie Dahl was on Jonathan Ross ... she was so fit in the 90s

2009-04-30T14:30:00.000-07:00

I am feeling a bit sad today so I am trying to liven it up with some fun on youtube and some fabulous photographs

I was watching Ab Fab earlier to try and brighten my spirits somewhat

"Is it a hat?"

I hope tomorrow goes better than today!

I am depressed

2009-04-29T16:51:00.000-07:00

I can only afford to go to one ...

Alternative Miss World

or

The Immodesty Tease Show

I can't decide ...

Which is it to be ...

Rules of existance

2009-04-28T15:54:00.000-07:00

Horses are not play things

Mascara is a girl's best friend

Lipstick should always be applied whilst distracted

We must be prepared for all eventualities

Catsuits should be worn with caution

The smoking of cigarettes is an inevitable eventuality

Iggy Pop songs are always better when covered by Siouxsie Sioux

you need no more advice than this

First day of my new job

2009-04-25T17:48:00.000-07:00

Excitement and pandimonium ... before .. utter tiredness and hunger ... after ... to help balance the day out ... here are some FIT people for your pleasure

and to complete the evening

Here's Sheen-y

2009-04-23T14:41:00.000-07:00

Pretty pretty

A Few thoughts for the day

2009-04-22T17:13:00.000-07:00

Don't give up

Judge others as you would yourself

Don't you dare leave the house with out those boots

and never ... ever ... ever leave the house unless you look like this

Happy mid-week

club kids

2008-10-15T07:45:00.000-07:00

Today is international Club Kid Day ... so come on kids lets go clubbing!!

But first look have a butchers at these fine specimens of humanoid fodder.

Club kids, blitz kids, drag queens, the lads and ladettes from the factory, taboo, the blitz club, Cult films such as Rocky Horror, Women in Revolt, Hairspray, Pink Flamingos, basically anything glittery, camp, euro, in drag, with feathers or paint or sparkles, in high heels with fake eyes lashes, high energy, boys town etc. etc. will be found here today

So kids lets all go down to Soho and party hard!

2008-10-07T07:41:00.000-07:00

SO as today is a tuesday, and tuesdays are blogging days, here I am. Avec some amazing images ... come inside...

Today I am going to focus on musicians and singers...

First up is amazingly talented British singer Bishi (by amazingly talented I mean 'has massive tits')...

Next we have the truly beautiful Jimi Hendrix

For our third musical maestro we have Siouxsie Sioux

Now we have the Glamorous Goddess that is Miss Kate Bush

Here is the 'too utterly divine for words' Marc Bolan

Next up Rufus Wainwright

Now we have the just too divine, Divine

And finally the beautiful 60s french singers Francoise Hardy and Anna Karina

SO if you catch anyone sayin musicians are ugly ... beat them round the head and neck with a broken bottle, then show them this ... they'll soon come round.

GOOD MORNING BLOG WATCHERS

2008-10-03T18:30:00.000-07:00

So to begin this blog I am going to just say... Hello

Welcome to the world of Utterly Divine Images.

Photographs of anyone who is unbelievably beautiful, amazing, glamorous, sensational, fascinating or just down right interesting.

So here goes with the first few images for today... I shall try to be as diverse as possible!

To start off with I have decided to go for Siouxsie Sioux the ultimate in divine-ness and the most ultimately sexual punk star that have ever existed ( and she's more limber and much hotter than Madonna... and a whole year older than her... so ha!)

Next I shall Hop Over the pond to Debbie HArry

Now comes a splash of Bjork

A Dash of Jean Harlow

A Smidgen of marlene Deitrich

And to finish a sprinkling of Gloria Swanson

Hope this appeals to you as a fellow lover of beauty...

add the blog ... comment ... do what ever ... just enjoy yourself